Yep

Understatement:

Once bureaucrats get the bit in their teeth they take absurdity to its logical conclusion. - Paul Craig Roberts

Junk Man

I'm sure there are a lot of reasons to like John Tyner in addition to his outstanding poise when dealing with officious bureaucrats.

But, I'm going to say the best thing about Tyner is his ability to get the entire country talking about touching their junk in nationwide media outlets.